Are Yinz From Pittsburgh

Are yinz from Pittsburgh?
I said from Pittsburgh
Where the emphysema rate is so high
Where streets are narrow
Like Mia Farrow
And flocks of pigeons cover the sky

Are yinz from Baldwin or Monroeville or from Aspinwall?
Or do you come from South Side with your bowling ball?
Are yinz from Pittsburgh?
I said from Pittsburgh.
‘Cause we’re from Pittsburgh too.

We know our city

Is not so pretty
But so what if we’ve got nothing you need
There’s still Apollo
And Panther Hollow
And floods each year along Chartiers Creek.
When you die they put your name upon the voting list

And rugby football is great if you’re a masochist.
Are yinz from Pittsburgh?
I said from Pittsburgh.
‘Cause we’re from Pittsburgh too.

What a town God bless it

‘Cause we’re from Pittsburgh too

Why don’t yinz confess it

Cause we’re from Pittsburgh toooo.